Indane Gas - LPG Cylinder

Can any one tell me why there is no way for finding out the quantity of LPG in the cylinder while using same?

IOC, Please put a measuring device to measure the gas inside the cylinder and to alert the user one or two day before when the Gas is going to end :(

- A sincere and humble request from a Confused Techie, Who is living alone in Bangalore and forced to take bath in Chill Water of Bangalore early in the morning :(

More than this he is forced to eat in the sagar hotel of Bangalore :( :(

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Kollywood Cricket

BGGK (Board of Gillithanda Group, Kollywood) wants to send their team for the world cup Gillithanda. Using the stradegy of BCCI to select Indian Cricket Team for World Cup Cricket 2007, they have come out with their team.

Ok Now the team introdution...Hmm...before that know the actual team for world cup cricket 2007.

Rahul Dravid (Captain), Sachin Tendulkar (Vice Captain), Sourav Ganguly, Virender Sehwag, Robin Uthappa, Yuvraj Singh, Mahendra Singh Dhoni (Wk), Dinesh Karthik (Wk), Anil Kumble, Harbhajan Singh, Irfan Pathan, Zaheer Khan, Ajit Agarkar, Munaf Patel, S. Sreesanth.

Here is the Team: "AVM Productions, Oscar Films, S Production, Gemini Production, Vijaya Combines, Surya Movies, Sathya Movies, Super Good Films mattrum anaithu production-ngal inaithu mirattum (Aayioo attthadi....)" - - - - - - - "Gilli Thanda"

Rahul Dravid: Stylish Player, The Captain, The Wall - Rajini: The Style King, The Boss, The Super Star

Sachin Tendulkar: - Master Blaster - Kamal hassan: - Super Actor

Sourav Ganguly - Vijay: Just got some(hit) form back

Virender Sehwag - Ajith: Given hits last season but failed this time

Robin Uthappa - Vishal: Newly found kid which gives some explosive opening

Yuvraj Singh - Vikram: Always a decent performer, suits to any role

Mahendra Singh Dhoni - Surya: Young reliable source, Can be explosive at times

Dinesh Karthick - Madhavan: Has talent which is not recognized yet.

Anil Kumble - Vadivelu: Who brings breaks and laughs to the team.

Harbhajan Singh - Vivek: Who is clever to bring breaks and laughs to the team.

Irfan Pathan - Trisha: Hot and the wickets are sure to fall, but not in form as of now.

Zaheer Khan - Shriya: The current hot wicket taker. Sure the wickets will fall.

Ajit Agarkar - Asin: Who can bowl inswinging yorkers to you and gets the top order easily

Munaf Patel - Tamanna: Newly entered who is hot and a very good perfomer.

S. Sreesanth - Ileana: Newly entered hot wicket taker

Coach: Greg Chappel - Shankar: Gives success with his fresh ideas.

Sorry to Gap10 as he turned to politics :( and Sorry to Ramarajan and Krodam Prem who are in the 30 probables :)

Sorry to villains as management decided to choose among heroes. The missed out gems are Raghuvaran, Prakash Raj, Pasupathy, Nasser :(

Theme music: Still BCCI not selected their theme music, but BGGK selected "Kabadi Kabadi" from the movie Gilli.

Players considered are Jothika, Arjun, Jayam Ravi, Sarath Kumar, Bharat.

Players not consdiered are big list...VIJAYA TR, Simbu, Dhanush, Nayanthara, Sneha, SJ Surya are there in this list to name a few

Ok...Now let us wish the Indian Cricket Team All the Success and Wish them to bring back the World Cup to Home.

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Dialogues

I am not here to mention the punch dialogues by the heroes or those dialouges which are written to 'purify' the society (eg. shankar films)

but

the dialogues which are made to think;
those dialogues which are made to Laugh, which are used to 'express something' but are used 'casually' or 'sarcastically' among people.

I am just going to mention some dialogues of the above types which comes to mind right now:

Now comes the serious category...To 'Think':

• நமக்கு பிடித்த ஒன்றை மறக்கணும்னா நமக்கு பிடித்த இன்னொன்றை நேசிக்கணும் - By Rajesh To Cheran in Autograph (Ithu love failure-kku mattum illa, but applies to all...)

• ஒருத்தனை கொலை செய்ய வந்துட்டு அப்படி செய்யாம மன்னிப்பு கேட்கறீங்களே நீங்க தான் கடவுள். நானும் கடவுள்தான் . அன்பே கடவுள் - By Kamal in Anbe Sivam Climax ( I dont remember this dialogue exactly, sorry for that). Love is world. Love is the easiest way to reach god (which is told by all religion)

• Information is Wealth - By Senthil in Boys (People will come to you only if you have some information...Sema point...)

Last but not least......

• கெட்டவங்களுக்கு ஆண்டவன் நிறைய கொடுப்பான் ஆனால் கை விட்டுவிடுவான், நல்லவங்களை ஆண்டவன் சோதிப்பான் ஆனா கைவிட மாட்டான் - By Rajini in Baasha (I think there is no explanation needed for this)...

Here comes the casual or sarcastic ones :)

• நான் சொல்றது இந்த மாசம்.....இன்னுமாடா இந்த ஊர் நம்பளை நம்பிக்கிட்டு இருக்கு - By Vadivelu in Winner ( All the dialogues of vadivelu in this film will be laughable....usage paththi solla thevai illai..)

• ரெண்டும் ஒண்ணுதானேடா...அய்யோ கொழப்பறீங்களேடா...அரசியல்ல இதெல்லாம் சாதரணமப்பா...நாராயணா... இந்த கொசு தொல்லை தாங்க முடியல டா. ஏதாவது மருந்து அடிச்சி கொல்லுங்கடா... By Goundamani in Suriyan (That whole dialogue sequence... will be funny..many are using it still...)

• Bhaskar..., Give me a break man, it hurts... - By Prithvi Raj in Kana Kandean ( His role in the film, his style of delivering this dialouge made us to use this dialouge to annoy some of our friends..and escape from their 'mokkai' hehe... )

• என்ன கொடுமை சரவணன் இது - I dont need to tell who told this to whom in which film :)..Also i dont need to tell where to use this... :).. Superstar padathula irunthalum, this single dialouge and its delivery by prabhu made Chandramukhi to run for more than 600 days... hehe...

R u getting something in your mind?

P.S: I searched in google for "Tamil+Famous+Dialogue", the result i got is this :O..., Devuda tamil cinema-va kapathappa.. Some what we are saved as this comes as the second search result. First result is Goundamani :)

A small note: search for Thalaivar in google, it is pointing to RajiniFans.com :)..Also i saw thalaivar.com is attributed to superstar

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Gmail

No more invitations required, you can directly sign up gmail now. I dont know since when they have opened up, but today i noticed. Get it here

Moreover, there have introduced "Archiving" in gmail which can be used to store your old mails in an archive folder ("All Mail" Folder in GMAIL) and interesting thing is those mails in archive folder wont contribute to your available space !!! but still all those mails are available readily. Excellent !!!

Gmail is great, Google is Superb.

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Fresher...

You change your company. You dont find company for lunch in your new company. On one fine day, you are seeing your old college mate there. You are seeing him after five years !!! He introduces his collegues to you(guys & gals...who all are having less than 2 years of experience) and you to them saying you are from his college, thats all, nothing more and nothing less.

After that you have got a chance to meet each of those guys and gals one to one (in the lift, pantry, near gate etc).

Most of the people, not forgetting to ask this as first question "Are you a fresher ?" !!!!

Hello ladies and gentlemen, "naan meesai vaicha kuzhanthai thaan" (hehe)...aanalum ithu 'remba' over...

Experienced aalunga eppadi nadanthupaangalo, appadithaan nadanthukkarean (munnadi appadi illa) aanalum this continues...may be namba look appadiyo ennavo...hehe (sami konjam adangu...;))

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Kanna Enna Theriyutha...

In Tamil Cinema, Usually in an unusual way, the heroes will be introduced or asked to tell their names.

Though it were intended to be "Big", most of them will be comedies.

Excluding our great "Gap10", those which immediately comes to my mind are...

1. Siva Siva Sivakasi... Hahaha...Itha ninachale am started laughing big. That too that breaking the shutter with welding fire and that "வெடிக்கிற இடம்" - haiyoo...

2. Pokkiri - This is not the hero introduction. Villain will ask "எவன் டா இங்க தமிழ்". Naan thaan athunnu sollittu poratha vittutu, Oru dialogue "எவன் அடிச்சா பொறி கலங்கி பூமி அதிருதோ, அவன் தான் தமிழ்"- summa peru thaaneda avan kettan...hei...heaheai...

3. Saamy - After fighting with Ponnambalam, the actual police comes and asks hero, "யாரு டா நீ ". Udane sollama, rendu round adichuttu...athukkaparam he tells his name - thevaya ithu...(but i liked it, since i am also sami...hehe)

Apart from these, things to write are funny things of kamal, gimmicks of thalaivar and intro of other heroes who copied these living legends.

getting something in your mind too ???

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Ticket...Ticket

Today morning i was rushing to catch those Attibele going private buses, as there is no office shuttle these days :(

I missed my usual bus where they usually play some new or not so old Telugu movie ( I watched Telugu Pokiri in that bus only). I waited for next such Attibele going buses to come.

I got one and boarded. Conductor inserted DVD after i took my seat. Movie started playing. As all Tamil channels are cut here, i wish i could see some Tamil movie. Galaaa its a Tamil movie. Our Vijay, the Rema"king" was jogging(???) - to be apt, running with jackets in the roads of Chennai (Can any one say, why do we need jackets while jogging in Chennai?) with back ground music "Kabadi Kabadi" - Yeah it is "Gilli", one of my favourite.

I started watching the movie. Conductor asking everybody to get the ticket. Conductor: "Ticket, Ticket, enga poganum, sillaraya kodunga". I surprised to see him speaking Tamil in the current situation in Bangalore. He saw me watching the movie and after that he came near to me and asked,

Conductor: "Sir Ticket, Nimge elli hogthanu?" (Adappavi, ennada...theedirnu mathitta)

Me: "Boomanahallikku oru Ticket kondunga" (Huhha ippo ivan tamil-la thaan pesuvan)

Conductor: "Iradu rupai change kodi Sir" (Dei,Ennada... enna partha eppadi theriyuthu?)

Me: "Inthanga rendu rubai" (Ippovavathu Tamil-la pesuda...)

He checked his bag, Five rupee coin was not there it seems, now he turned towareds me and told "Ondu nimisha wait maadi sir" and shouted to his co-worker who was in the front, "Dei Anju roova irukkada?"

Me:(En nethila enna da ezhuthi otti irukku?)

He gave me Five rupee note after getting that from his co-worker, moved on and asked next passenger "Sir Ticket, Enga poganum".

Me: (Ada kadavule....)

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